Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell
Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed!
Q: Why is six scared of seven?
A: Because 7-8-9!
A: Because 7-8-9!
Q: What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous WRECK!
A: A nervous WRECK!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a whole in one!
A: In case he got a whole in one!
Q: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.
A: Nothing. It just waved.
Q: What did the little light bulb say to it's Mum?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.
A: I wuv you watts and watts.
Q: What tools do you need in math class?
A: Multi-Pliers
A: Multi-Pliers
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder
A: Take me to your weeder
Q: Where did the king keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies
A: Up his sleevies
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