Q: How does the moon cut his hair?
A: e-clipse it!
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak
A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.
A: Evaporated milk.
Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.
A: Just before someone screams.
Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo?"
A: "How do you boo?"
Q: What did the policeman say when a spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest!"
A: "You're under a vest!"
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.
A: So they can fight knights.
Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.
A: She looks at her witch watch.
Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.
A: A sand witch.
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