Q. Were you long in the hospital?
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
A. No, I was the same size that I am now!
Q. What button won't you find in a tailor's shop?
A. A Belly button!
A. A Belly button!
Q. How did the farmer fix his jeans?
A. With a cabbage patch!
A. With a cabbage patch!
Q. What stories do the ship captain's children like to hear?
A. Ferry tales!
A. Ferry tales!
Q. What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A minnie van!
A. A minnie van!
Q: How did the telephones get married?
A. In a double ring ceremony!
A. In a double ring ceremony!
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
A: He wanted a higher education!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
A: It over swept!
Q: Do you know the time?
A: No, we haven't met yet!
A: No, we haven't met yet!
Q: What kind of hair do oceans have?
A: Wavy!
A: Wavy!
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